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Cartoon of an orange duck holding a trophy and a hockey stick, titled 'Orange Angel Duck'.

BREAKING NEWS!

Patrick The Magnificent's new novel, "Orange Angel Duck," is now available on Amazon Kindle and BarnesandNoble.com in both print and E-Book formats. Additionally, fans can explore exciting apparel merchandise inspired by the themes of the book.

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A fine assortment of apparel merchandise is available at the Patrick The Magnificent store, including our popular Orange Angel Duck!

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AND ALL THE ACCESSORIES!

Explore our exciting collection of apparel merchandise, including mugs, tote bags, and more featuring the beloved Orange Angel Duck and Patrick The Magnificent!

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TAX THE HOMELESS! SIGN THE PETITION!

CALIFORNIA HAS SPENT $37 BILLION ON THE HOMELESS.  EITHER THEY NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OR SUE THE GOVERNOR IF THEY DID NOT RECEIVE IT! IT'S ALL IN THE PETITION. DOWNLOAD IT AND PASS IT AROUND!

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Let Patrick the Magnificent know who you want to chronicle the adventures of California's GOV/SUPERHERO 

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INTRODUCING SNITCHWEAR!

Patrick The Magnificent brings you SNITCHWEAR!

Show the hood you ain't afraid of stitches. Available for adults, children, and even toddlers for those snitches in training! 

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TIRED OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT?

Send your kid to school in this! It'll at least toughen 'em up. SNITCHWEAR for all ages from Patrick The Magnificent!

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John Wayne statue at Orange County Airport seen with Orange Angel Duck Book.

ICONIC STATUE OF ICONIC ACTOR AT ICONIC AIRPORT SEEN READING ICONIC BOOK!

The 9 foot tall statue of John Wayne at John Wayne airport was seen enjoying Orange Angel Duck by Patrick The Magnificent. Join the Duke and see what all the excitement is about by ordering the book today!

Invade Greenland

Patrick the Magnificent calls for President Trump to take Greenland before they take us!  Don't let the massacre of 1947 repeat itself.  If they'll kill whales, they'll kill us too!  As long as they have kayaks and harpoons of mass destruction our shores our not safe.  Show your support by by buying an INVADE GREENLAND t-shirt and signing the petition to invade and take over Greenland before they do the same to us!  Keep America free and our precious bodies harpoon free!

SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR INVADING GREENLAND NOW!

GET THE INVADE GREENLAND BEFORE THEY INVADE US T-SHIRT!

Show your support by wearing the INVADE GREENLAND BEFORE THEY INVADE US T-shirt. Let the world know you'd rather act now then get harpooned later by whale killers that wear fur and don't give a Nuuk about human decency!

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SIGN THE PETITION!

Take action by signing the petition to invade Greenland before they can unleash their unholy kayak armada and start harpooning innocent Americans on our country's beautiful shores!

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Welcome to the World of Patrick the Magnificent

FREE MOVIE OF THE WEEK! A book club would make too much sense so join the Patrick The Magnificent Movie Club, where we discuss films and share our thoughts. This week's feature is Rock, Rock, Rock! Enjoy some of the greatest music ever and the screen debut of Valerie Harper (Rhoda) as an extra. Can you spot her. Let us know and maybe win a prize! So grab some popcorn and enjoy. Be sure to enjoy it with some Patrick The Magnificent merchandise. 

LATEST UPDATES

PATRICK THE MAGNIFICENT CALLS FOR SUMMIT MEETING WITH DUCK'S OWNER/BROADCOM CEO HENRY SAMUELI, ANGELS OWNER ARTE MORENO, ANAHEIM MAYOR ASHLEIGH AITKEN, AND ELON MUSK TO FAST TRACK ZIP LINE PROJECT CONNECTING THE ANAHEIM REGIONAL TRANSPORTATION INTERMODAL CENTER WITH HONDA CENTER, ANGEL STADIUM, AND THE PROPOSED ANAHEIM GROVE SHOPPING DISTRICT!

Patrick The Magnificent is using his considerable influence to coordinate the speedy construction of his magnificent engineering concept that will provide carbon friendly transportation within the new O.C. Vibe Project. Patrick the Magnificent will create a constructive committed consensus among the statured shared stakeholders. 

PATRICK THE MAGNIFICENT SUSPENDS ZIPLINE PROJECT FROM ANAHEIM REGIONAL TRANSPORTATION INTERMODAL CENTER TO DISNEYLAND UNTIL AVERAGE WEIGHT OF DISNEYLAND PATRON DROPS BELOW 400 LBS.

As a result of safety concerns and structural integrity issues, Patrick The Magnificent has suspended further planning on the proposed Platinum Triangle to Disneyland zipline. Patrick The Magnificent hopes to continue working with park management to resolve the situation.

THIS WEEKS RESTAURANT REVIEW

This week we review BASSY'S BURNERY!

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BASSEY'S BURNERY REVIEW

Kommierad Karen is really burnin down the house. It's hot, hot , hot and don't ask for any water because there isn't any. Once you get a load of Bass Barbeque you can never go home again! 

Patrick the magnificent

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