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FINALLY A CURE FOR TDS! GET THE BOOK THAT CURES IT WITH KINDNESS!
Patrick The Magnificent's new book is not only the cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome, it will also teach children the importance of doing good deeds. Follow President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on their daily good deeds! The perfect gift for that special person in your life with TDS or children of all ages who enjoy random acts of kindness!
READ THE BOOK ALONG WITH THE VIDEO! Want to get a double dose of TDS medicine? See the video!
Order the book and while you or that special person with TDS are reading it listen to and watch the musical version of the book. Double down on good deeds and random acts of kindness. This could be the new tik-tok challenge!
GET THE BOOK!
Patrick The Magnificent's novel, "Orange Angel Duck," has a poppin cover and is available on Amazon Kindle and BarnesandNoble.com in both print and E-Book formats. Additionally, fans can explore exciting apparel merchandise inspired by the themes of the book and sign the petition to make ORANGE ANGEL DUCK the new duel mascot of both the Angels and Ducks
MAKE ORANGE ANGEL DUCK THE OFFICIAL DUEL MASCOT OF BOTH THE ANGELS AND DUCKS!
Sign the petition and unite our teams! The Angels and Ducks need to work together to create a good vibe in Anaheim! One fan base. One Mascot.
GET THE MERCH!
A fine assortment of apparel merchandise is available at the Patrick The Magnificent store, including our popular Orange Angel Duck!
AND ALL THE ACCESSORIES!
Explore our exciting collection of apparel merchandise, including mugs, tote bags, and more featuring the beloved Orange Angel Duck and Patrick The Magnificent!
HOLD THEM ALL ACCOUNTABLE!
Support Patrick The Magnificent's effort to hold politicians of both parties accountable for our tax money by watching his YouTube video "Where's the Money Gavin" and maybe subscribing to his channel. Lots of good stuff to see there!
INTRODUCING SNITCHWEAR!
Patrick The Magnificent brings you SNITCHWEAR!
Show the hood you ain't afraid of stitches. Available for adults, children, and even toddlers for those snitches in training!
TIRED OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT?
Send your kid to school in this! It'll at least toughen 'em up. SNITCHWEAR for all ages from Patrick The Magnificent!
WORLD'S LONGEST GAME OF JEAPRODY! CONTINUES
Gov. Gavin Newsom, Gov. Maura Healy, and Gov. Tim Walz unable to find answer for months!
PRESIDENT TRUMP REPLACES 2ND CALVARY REGIMENT IN GERMANY WITH DISNEY ADULT DIVISION!
President Trump replaced the respected calvary regiment with the DEI inspired Disney Adult Division. The President commented, "Germans seem to appreciate troops that are as high quality as that stupid 99 red balloons song."
LATEST UPDATES
PATRICK THE MAGNIFICENT CALLS FOR SUMMIT MEETING WITH DUCK'S OWNER/BROADCOM CEO HENRY SAMUELI, ANGELS OWNER ARTE MORENO, ANAHEIM MAYOR ASHLEIGH AITKEN, AND ELON MUSK TO FAST TRACK ZIP LINE PROJECT CONNECTING THE ANAHEIM REGIONAL TRANSPORTATION INTERMODAL CENTER WITH HONDA CENTER, ANGEL STADIUM, AND THE PROPOSED ANAHEIM GROVE SHOPPING DISTRICT!
Patrick The Magnificent is using his considerable influence to coordinate the speedy construction of his magnificent engineering concept that will provide carbon friendly transportation within the new O.C. Vibe Project. Patrick the Magnificent will create a constructive committed consensus among the statured shared stakeholders.
PATRICK THE MAGNIFICENT SUSPENDS ZIPLINE PROJECT FROM ANAHEIM REGIONAL TRANSPORTATION INTERMODAL CENTER TO DISNEYLAND UNTIL AVERAGE WEIGHT OF DISNEYLAND PATRON DROPS BELOW 400 LBS.
As a result of safety concerns and structural integrity issues, Patrick The Magnificent has suspended further planning on the proposed Platinum Triangle to Disneyland zipline. Patrick The Magnificent hopes to continue working with park management to resolve the situation.